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Dumb Ass

Or more accurately, SORE ass.


Jacob and I went down to my mom’s on Saturday. Her township was supposed to be having a picnic, but it got rained out. However, we all had planned for this contigency and converged on my mother’s instead.


At one point, I ran out to my car to get my iced tea and came back inside. The boys were playing ball by the front door (inside!) with Uncle D so I ran through so not to get hit (jokingly).

Anyway, I hit the linoleum between the living room and the family room, with wet shoes, and slipped and fell on my ass/back.


Seriously, I tried to laugh, because I KNEW I looked comical, but it had really knocked the wind outta me and I couldn’t get breath in or out. Then, of course, the pain hit.


I landed HARD on my right hip/butt cheek and then slammed my back into the ground. I do NOT know how I didn’t whack my head in the process. I can only chalk it up to a couple of years of Krav Maga and learning how to “break fall”.

My sister later said that she only saw my feet come through the doorway…at about waist level.

We all got a good giggle out of it, but I DID go to the ER to get checked out (just to be safe)…8 hours later :”>

I have NO [visible] bruises, but lots of aches and pains. And I think I jarred my neck/pinched nerve again.

Good lord I am a dork.


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