I’m a bitch.
I’m a tad selfish.
I can’t stand victims who CHOOSE to be victims.
I have ZERO patience.
I am a pseudo-perfectionist (I’m learning).
I frustrate easily.
I anger easily.
I cry when I’m happy, sad, touched…
Rudeness will put me into orbit.
I mentally cringe when people speak badly ("I seen him do it")
I’m not perfect, but I hate when people misuse words such as, a lot; they’re, their, there; your, you’re
I LIKE not being married.
I LOVE being a mom.
I HATE when people try to take advantage of me.
I am vindictive.
I have a juvenile sense of humor…sometimes. (think Beevis & Butthead)
I don’t really get along well with people my own age.
I love children, but most of them make me want to duct tape them and throw them in a closet.
I have an eclectic music collection.
I like paranormal romances.
I believe in ME.
I don’t believe in "God".
God knows this. (bwahahahahaha)
I have a sick sense of humor.
I will laugh at inappropriate moments.
I like chocolate.
I like to cook.
I like gadgets.
I like taking things apart.
I like making things.
I equally like destroying things.
I like stuffed animals.
I have a pinched nerve in my neck.
I have a tendency to do things BEFORE asking for help and then hurting myself.
I hate admitting that I CAN’T do something.
There isn’t much I will admit to not being able to do. (:-p)
I am a loyal friend.
And a frightening enemy.
I have a tendency to react badly to idiocy.
I hate speaking in public.
I really don’t like crowds.
Other people can ruin things for me, instantly (see "crowds").
I don’t watch much TV.
I read a lot.
And usually nothing "good".
I’m fat and really don’t give two shits right now.
I’d make a LOUSY nurse (because I’d kill my first whiney-maggot patient).
I like to make up my own words and phrases ("OOPing" is one).
I’m kinda sick and tired of talking about myself now.