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can’t stop giggling

I use my cell phone as my alarm clock.

I keep the phone on vibrate because all the ring tones are either annoying or corrupt.

Peanut came into my bed last night, around 3 a.m. No problem, he can usually sleep through me getting ready for work in the am.

5 am my alarm goes off and Peanut jumps about 2 feet off the bed (picture a cat jumping into the air after you’ve scared the s**t out of it).

Apparently, the phone wound up IN bed with me and he laid on it when he came in. (I vaguely remember getting a text msg at 2 am…)

OMG, I can’t think about it or talk about it without giggling my mfin’ ass off!

I’m SUCH an evil parent. >:)

LOL

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